and a Half Reasons to Buy Our Boards and a Few Reasons Not to
If you made it this far, you’re probably interested in
a set of cornhole boards…or maybe you’re not and you’re just thinking that reading
my blog gives you a better chance of getting my number…which it does! Either
way, let’s get to it!
1. West Georgia Cornhole boards have a recessed ¾ inch
top main board which shows no end grain or ugly seams unlike my browser history
which is a real nightmare.
2. West Georgia Cornhole Boards are assembled with 1X4
side boards installed with hidden screws and wood glue for increased strength
and longevity…unless we forget to do that in which case it will not.
3. Our legs are assembled with heavy duty carriage
bolts and wing nuts which provides additional strength and looks great. Ben has
a whole video where he rambles on about the legs and sides and shit. This whole
post is basically just a rip-off of his video except for the fact that my
content is better in every way and my undercut haircut looks cooler.
4. Want another reason? You can choose from the
classic cornhole design or the pro cornhole design and purchase an assortment
of upgrades and add-ons such as cupholders that some poor asshole (me) is going
to have to install because some other lazy asshole (definitely not you) is too
good to set your beer on the ground like an adult.
4 ½ . Rumor has it you can save on shipping and pick
up your boards directly from the shop. If you’re lucky you might get a glimpse
of a shirtless guy singing obnoxiously with no regard for his fellow coworkers,
or maybe you’ll get to see that same dude have a full conversation with
himself, and if you’re real lucky you just might get to see that same guy go
absolutely nuts when his headphones snag on the bench. I won’t name names… he
knows who he is.
Welp, there you go! Some reasons to buy a cornhole
board from West Georgia Cornhole.